We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
Did you hallucinate the same white buffalo that I did last night.
No, but I did see you shaking hands with a homeless man.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
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His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
Drunk tip #47: Its better to overestimate how many plastic bottles itll take to urinate in, rather then underestimate.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
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You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
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