it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
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