Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
Randomize