I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
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I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
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I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
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