Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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