It's like a parade of train wrecks.
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
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it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
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Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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