She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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