I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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