I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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