We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
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