is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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