It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
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He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
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I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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