So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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