hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
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i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
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At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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