You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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