ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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