I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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