ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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