Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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