Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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