the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
Your drunken mistake is coming over to see if she wants to buy any of our furniture. I know youre desperate, but try not to fuck her, without a condom, for a fourth time, while shes there.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
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