I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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