I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
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