i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
Randomize
