Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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