Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
Randomize
