sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
Randomize
