It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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