remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
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