whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
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If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
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Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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