So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
just imagine me sitting naked on a toilet with a fully-clothed dude i havent seen in 2 years, trying to make normal conversation except that im covered in blood and he's helping wipe me down while i try not to pass out because blood makes me NERVOUS. And he's apologizing and i'm apologizing.
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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