thus making me awesome and them whores
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
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