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(312): View more from Illinois

Hey guys thanks for lettin me crash at your place for the weekend, I had a great time. PS I got three quarters of a hand job from an asian on the dance floor last night. True story.

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(817): View more from Texas

you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.

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(860): View more from Connecticut

she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW

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I have got to meet this girl.

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(518): View more from New York

Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now

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(205): View more from Alabama

It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview

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