she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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