Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
please don't ironically join a cult
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