Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
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My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
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Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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