some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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