Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
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I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
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In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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