she gave me a schnouzer then wanted to kiss while we were having sex...i had to puppy slap her nose. pick me up out front.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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