i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
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I need you to use more vowels.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
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