I seem to have left my pride at pride
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
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