somehow in between the body shots the bong hits and trying to convince the 7-11 lady to let me fill up my vodka bottle with cherry slurpee. i misplaced my car.
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
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you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
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I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
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