nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
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Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
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Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
I can’t believe the first text I’m sending you from this phone was about how I just got fingered in a smart car on tin can hill
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