But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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