I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
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I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
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He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
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