I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
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Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
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Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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