why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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