Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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