So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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