Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
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