It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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