So I'm going back to my apartment just to get my vibrator.
I thought you were moving in with your boyfriend for the summer?
Well....one will keep me from having to pay rent and the other satisfies. I'll let you figure it out.
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
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We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
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But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
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