just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
I think im going to throw up on grandma
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Randomize
