I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
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On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
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I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
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